Conversation with my 8 year old daughter:
Me: Do you know what a crush is?
B: The last crush I heard of was when Ella and Josh broke up.
Me: What's there to break up?
As if that wasn't enough, she went on to say that they loved each other until Jarrod put all of this ketchup and stuff all over his plate at lunch and then he licked it off.
Ella is a smart girl.